This book was written with you and your garage sale in mind. Spring is here and summer is right around the corner, which means the season to bring out your unwanted house hold items is upon us. Everything you need to know and do is in this audiobook, from what items to bring out, to setting up your tables, pricing your items, advertising your garage sale, and what to do when it´s all over, besides going to the bank. Sally Parker walks you through her proven steps for having a stress-free and successful garage sale. It saves me the time of hopping all over the Internet and trying to glean some helpful tidbits. All her best tips are in an easy-to-understand book. This is a well-thought out guide that shows know-how gained from experience: before, during, and after is dealt with clearly. If you´re thinking about a garage sale, start here. Enjoy! 1. Language: English. Narrator: LaDawn Black. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/048248/bk_acx0_048248_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Shelby grew up working and playing in a car garage owned by the man who raised her. At the tender age of 21, however, Shelby noticed the men there treating her more like a sexual creature than an innocent young woman. She ran away to hide from their forbidden desires, but years later is returning to fulfill her own...in a hardcore taboo gangbang! This very explicit short story is contains thousands of sizzling taboo words that will keep your heart racing. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Amber Paige. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/043399/bk_acx0_043399_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Kenny´s Garage is an audiobook offering consumers buying and selling tips, seasonal preparation, easy maintenance and mechanical instruction, road trip advice, and so much more. A bumper-to-bumper guide with a plethora of information about your car with funny stories blended in for a chuckle! Our cars are the second largest investment that we make in life, and knowing how to take care of them will extend the health of our cars. Kenny is donating 10 percent of sales to the Greg Biffle Foundation for Animals. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mark Westfield. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021674/bk_acx0_021674_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A raw, smart, and darkly funny memoir, My Heart Is an Autumn Garage unapologetically chronicles a lifelong struggle with clinical depression. Anne Thriault neatly lays bare her heart, unsparingly detailing the naked self-loathing and self-destructive behaviors that led to her breakdown and subsequent hospitalization at the age of 21. Both an examination of the frightening and deeply dehumanizing treatment of psychiatric patients and a wry coming-of-age story, this book deftly explores the knife´s edge between despair and hope. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Elisabeth Rodgers. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/019584/bk_adbl_019584_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s existing work in humor. The author weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales with his typical exaggerated commentary that will elicit a belly laugh from all types of listeners. Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as ´´Shaping Up for the Hunt” and ´´Bear Hunters”. McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story ´´The Lady Who Kept Things”. In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse - or keeping him in the garage. Other great stories include ´´Catch-And-Eaters”, about the importance of a forked stick when fishing; ´´$7000 TV Historical Extravaganza”, a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness; ´´A Lake Too Far”, concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia; and ´´Chicken Chronicles”, which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call. So pull up a chair, sit back, and enjoy laughing to the hilarious adventures of Patrick F. McManus in The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sean Pratt. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008529/bk_adbl_008529_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Jennifer Shannon lives in secure, affluent McLean, Virginia, where she stumbles into danger lurking in places she thought absolutely safe. Her passion for weekend treasure hunting at local garage and estate sales pulls her into a twisted world of crime, child abuse and murder. Forced to match wits with a viillain hell-bent on revenge, her family´s safety and her own desperate situation hinge on her intelligence and resourcefulness. Nothing prepares her for the ultimate discovery, producing a startling climax. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Deborah Stromberg. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/004567/bk_acx0_004567_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The universe is out of sorts. The laws of probability are out of whack. Quantum mechanicals are having a trans-space beer fest. Who to put the universe back together again but Sheldon, an existential detective; a logical falafelist, now a philosophical short-order cook; a paranormal detective known as The Sleeper; a bombshell of a nurse; an obsessive-compulsive waitress; a shape shifter; a whole menagerie of extra-terrestrials, all at a parking lot known as The Speed of Light Garage. Listen to the bureaucrats´ theory of creation, a trans-planetary love affair, a two-headed Freudian couch potato! Discover them! in this rollicking novella. Also including cameo appearances by Sartre, Camus, Wittgenstein, Descartes, and an entire menagerie of the philosophically forgotten. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jim Frangione. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/028083/bk_acx0_028083_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this hilarious follow-up to Ben Franklin´s in My Bathroom!, history and hijinks collide once more when Eleanor Roosevelt accidentally time travels to a 10-year-old´s home in 21st-century America!When Eleanor Roosevelt time travels to Nolan and Olive´s house in modern-day Illinois, the kids don´t know who she is at first. After all, she´s old and wearing a hairnet. But the First Lady of the United States - some 80 years ago, that is - isn´t a mystery for long when she starts spouting things like, ´´You must do the things you think you cannot do.´´ Fresh off a visit from Ben Franklin, Nolan and Olive know what they´re in for with this latest guest: an adventure. From drawing on ideals of civil protest to save the town park, to (almost) doing a loop-de-loop in a single-engine plane, to avoiding that know-it-all snoop Tommy Tuttle, there´s one laugh after the next in this second book in the History Pals series. Fun back matter expands the story and unpacks the amazing life of Eleanor Roosevelt. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Malcolm Campbell. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/003331/bk_lili_003331_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sally Parker has done it again with this simple, straightforward how-to guide for having a successful garage sale or yard sale. If you are looking to have a garage sale this spring or summer, then this is a must-listen. Most people think a garage sale or yard sale is a simple process - just throw your stuff out on the front lawn and hope people will show up and buy. Get this book to plan your steps, and then take action. 1. Language: English. Narrator: LaDawn Black. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/048249/bk_acx0_048249_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.